Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live
One look and you know exactly what each other is saying
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
When anyone asks my favourite weather
I love horror movies
When you're still tired but have to wake up for work
Me pretending not to see
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