When people split up in horror movies
I am a multitasker
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
My taste in women
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
The urge to pack up and travel the world
My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
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