The older I get, the more I understand this outburst
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
awesomeness
Me right now
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
When a baby passes you a fake phone
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
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