*Puts car in neutral*

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me

Me watching my man not get me anything in the gas station

With your powers combined I am adulthood

When you play death metal for your friends

When you forget to shake the mustard bottle

The main rule at these games

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose