*Puts car in neutral*
My relationship is like my car
I fell like everyone worships avocados
My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
I found somebody better than you
That one kid who always runs to lunch
Introverts preparing to say "here" during attendance
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me defending my pet
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