*Puts car in neutral*
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner
If you're wrong you're wrong
When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you
When you drop your phone off the bed
When the relationship doesn't work
Watching Brooklyn 99
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