Me who lied on my resume
Today was great
The most satisfying things in the world
When I'm peacefully sleeping
My brain: Just do it!
I'm not gonna stress myself out today
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
When you call someone and they don't answer
When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
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