POV: HR is about to fire you
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When I talk on the phone at my house
When I use "🙂" this is what I mean
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Are you always this sarcastic?
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
If you can travel back in time, what will you do?
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