Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
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