When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
Finally gets in bed to get some rest
Me googling the number that called me
Me every single night
The same songs again and again
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