When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to

Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something

When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back

Me posting myself from another country after I told everyone that I am broke

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk

Me watching the last episode of my favorite series

I'm glad someone finally said it