When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Stay away from my man
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
Why did you jump in your sleep?
When it's a non-wash hair day
That one fork
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
I am at the Olympics
I have so many responsibilities
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