When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do

The best part of the orange

Then and now

The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

I don't get how people afford life without a job

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!