When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Relationship status: Probably never again
Me getting my oil changed
When I get thirsty in the morning
Flushing the toilet after looking at memes for hours
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
It's just a cough
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