When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
I found somebody better than you
14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
When are you going to give us grandkids?
My back hurts so bad
My last option when I'm losing an argument
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