Are you hungry?
Me after shaving my beard
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me at least once a day, everyday
Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
People that back into parking spots
When I get thirsty in the morning
When you accidentally step on a toy pig
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