Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something
The moment I wake up
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
My wife's hair in the drain
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
My dad's keyboard
Ghosting everyone for no reason
When you call someone and they don't answer
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