When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
As soon as I get money
Why aren't you working?
Me after 10 hours of Netflix
Why can't you sleep?
Move the most important things first
I can be this and also like this
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
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