Are you always this sarcastic?
When it is raining
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Me: Nice to meet you
When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall
When someone speeds up to pass me
When you drop your phone off the bed
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
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