I don't know why I'm always so tired
Did you cut your own bangs?
When people hold the door for you
Me in the principal's office
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Me at the store
Don't look too deep into it
Be gentle closing the door
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
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