Me and my cousins
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
When a girl shows interest in me
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
Kids will call your name a hundred times
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
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