Final touches to a house to make it a home
Girls be like: Babe, am I annoying?
Me thinking about a nap
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
The song in the car: *about to hit the sick beat drop*
She's probably talking to someone else
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
Me at least once a day, everyday
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