Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

Me asking everyone how they like their burger

When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

I won the genetic lottery

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive

Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick

If overthinking was a sport