This is my home now
Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
I found somebody better than you
The dog is just playing
I'm not always on my phone
When someone gets in your car
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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