14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
When you win a game with randoms
I want to get in better shape
I'm tired inside and out
When I use "🙂" this is what I mean
My brain: Just do it!
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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