14 days in the supermarket VS 2 days in my house
You can fake a lot of things in life
Me getting ready for work
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
My last option when I'm losing an argument
When I was young and full of dreams
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
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