Me laughing at my own jokes
Why can't you sleep?
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
My dog won't hurt you
A spider doing absolutely nothing
When someone gets in your car
Everytime I open the fridge
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
When someone doesn't believe me
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