You're so quiet, what's on your mind?
When a man tells a woman to calm down
I literally don't do anything all day
I have two sides
When someone ask me directions
My wife's hair in the drain
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
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