Today's gonna be a great day
My forehead
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
My reaction whenever I'm happy, sad, angry, disappointed, excited and confused
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
At the checkout
You're probably over 30
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
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