"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
I found somebody better than you
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
I fell like everyone worships avocados
When I have to stick with a decision I made
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
Me realizing she won't like my dog
When you drop your phone off the bed
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
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