"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
When you stop to let someone cross
Me 2 years ago in my memories VS. Me now
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
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