When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
I'll get a dog for protection
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
You want to deposit the whole $3?
Story of my life
When you realize he's right in the argument
How a small talk feels to an introvert
Getting home from a concert
I think I'm gonna book the flight
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