When I ask my mom if I can go out

Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night

When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...

Most people don't want to be rich

Don't let a good day distract you

When you accidentally send the screenshot to the person you screenshotted