When I ask my mom if I can go out
Are you hungry?
My spirit guides whenever I do anything
Me reentering the dating pool
No pickles, please!
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
Get me outta here!
That one fork
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
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