You can't touch this
When I use "🙂" this is what I mean
My life is boring and repetitive
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but...
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
It's just a cough
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
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