Stay away from my man
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
Not playing for two days
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
Me: Nice to meet you
When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
The fastest things on Earth
I'm not supposed to tell anybody
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