The person that's been spending all my money
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
The slow one in the group
Today was great
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
It's not goodbye
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
Poseidon's Kiss
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