The person that's been spending all my money
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Women when they have to admit they were wrong
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
People who know me in person
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
When the whole squad come through
Night cold VS. Morning cold
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