The person that's been spending all my money

Everytime I see a cactus

Make hotel checkouts past noon

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

Me in my profile picture VS. Me in real life

I had breakfast today

Take life one step at a time

People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies