What my food sees through the door of the microwave

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

My knees once I get up off the couch

Have you ever done a marathon?

The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.

Deer when they hear a twig snap

When a pretty girl calls me pretty

Me and my child looking at the math problem

Finally found a bag for all my money