My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner

I have so many responsibilities

When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes

I am a multitasker

How close I be to quitting my job everyday

He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?

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