People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies

When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story

Me at least once a day, everyday

When I'm peacefully sleeping

When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes

When they respond with better sarcasm

Me in my dream