Girls: Why don't boys get our signs
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
A wasp got in your house
One season per night
I could be planning to wash dishes
When I'm singing a song and someone corrects me
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
That one biscuit when I open the pack
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