When you watched Netflix all day...

Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

Me overreacting at easily solvable problems

When you have to keep adjusting the volume of the movie...

Me making the teacher talk about his life

I'm gonna go to bed early tonight

Losing 2 year relationship VS. Losing 4 month situationship

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave