When you watched Netflix all day...

Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work

Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top

When they see your browser history

When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked

Humans when they see a bug

I don't know why I'm always so tired

When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie

When you send a meme to your friend across the room