Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
My salary VS. My lifestyle
Make hotel checkouts past noon
I think I've had about all I can take
Us watching movies together
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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