If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
My routine is simple
When someone tells you to stop being fake
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
When you accidentally step on a toy pig
When people split up in horror movies
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I would not survive a Jigsaw trap
My motivation
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