If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

When you look at someone's phone

My mom pretending to like my macaroni art

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you

When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product

Me laughing at my own jokes

Girls before marriage VS. Girls after marriage

The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"

When you see your food coming at a restaurant