If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
I skip the first slice of bread
When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live
Me trying to figure out what's going on in the world
When dad tells a terrible joke
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
I could be planning to wash dishes
Once you see this chair
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