I have so many responsibilities
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Random extrovert that liked me for no reason
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Me at the end of the month
How I want to be VS. How I am
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Can you describe yourself in one picture?
Yes, I had breakfast
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