The car behind me when I try to drive at night
I won the genetic lottery
Egg Cooking Times
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
When I leave a party early and unannounced
Me checking if he texted me
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
When someone starts talking to me
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